There is nothing better than " As Seen On TV " stuff. Come on, think about it? the Miracle Brownie Pan, a pan that lets you make like 50 sliders at a time....the Slap Chop....does it get any better than that? Oh hold on, it gets better.
I have been battling for years with mandolins. I don't have the cash flow to get the one I really want. Its only about 300 dollars, made in France, stainless steel....I bet it would even cook for me if I asked politely. But...I don't have the money, and I don't speak french to ask it kindly....so Target here I come.
I have bought 4 in the last 3 years. The first one I bought was wonderful!! Until I took it apart to clean it and I lost the blade. Meh! So I bought another one. This one lasted a couple of month's until it was too dull to cut anything. Ditto with the 3rd one. The 4th one didn't even come with a sharp blade. So I quit.
Until....
I was forced, against my will, with a hot glue gun to my temple to watch Real Housewives of New Jersey by Mrs. Jelly Man. ( I only watch real shows like Sons of Guns, Walking Dead, Soul Food ) We finished watching an episode, and when it went to live TV, the heavens sang, the lights got real bright, and I sat and drooled watching the infomercial for the Slice Omatic! It looked so pretty, it did everything that you can think of, I mean would TV lie? Of course not!!
I ran to my computer, and placed an order. I was going to order it, and get my free one. Website asked how many do you want including your free one...So I put 2. Next screen...do you want to upgrade...NO....do you want to buy this....NO.
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Thank you for your order. Your 3 Slice OMatic's will be shipped in 3-6 weeks.
No step before completion to verify my order, just a nice whopping 108 dollars taken out of my account. I tried calling them, but I was afraid that since I was obviously dealing with genius's....that I would probably get shipped more than the 3.
Delivery on Thursday...big huge gargantuan box. Guess what.....I got 6. Go figure!
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